P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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