im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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