so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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