Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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