i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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