ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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