I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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