do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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