Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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