Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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