I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
