OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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