at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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