Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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