so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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