question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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