I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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