we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think a kid would responsible me up
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I touched a dick in church today
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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