I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
home. puking in laundry basket.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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