Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
