I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
