So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I want to fling myself into the sun
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
