We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
