There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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