The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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