I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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