he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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