I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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