Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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