OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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