Don't you send me to vm
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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