just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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