This girl is more easily done than said...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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