You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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