It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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