dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what if I'm pregnant?
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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