you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Randomize
