I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even my vagina gasped.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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