this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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