But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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