She is in my trunk
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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