at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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