I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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