Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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