R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
