Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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