YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
