He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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