I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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