she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize