He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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