It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
