he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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