Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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