Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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