doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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