I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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