my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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